Sleezy Waiters

I'm dishing it out. I'm dishing about an asshole who the world (including his girlfriend) needs to know about. Here's how my story goes.

 

So I'm at a restuarant in West Hollywood last Thursday with my best friend and our server was a cute-ish (in that puppy dog way), Southern guy who was totallllllllly flirting with us. He mentioned to us was that he lived across the street from the restaurant at the apartment with the rose bushes (detail to be explained later). We didn't really think anything of it but sorta laughed it off and thought we should go back and see what happens. A few days later I go back with another friend and of course, he's there. We introduce ourselves and start making conversation - no big deal. Then, he mentions that he's going to a bar to watch a football game and invites my friend and I to meet him there. Meanwhile, being his flirty, sorty oaffey self and saying my name no less than 5 times during the course of our brunch... We ask for the check and on the back of the check he writes something to the effect of "hope to see you at there... 1:30pm" I wasn't really down for football so i wrote on the check that we sent back to him "If I don't make it..." and left my number - thinking "He'll call."

 

Well, plans changed and I decided - football on a Sunday - hey, why not? So en route to go watch the game I called one of my friends from the car, just making small talk and explaining to her why I was on my way to watch football at a bar on a beautiful Sunday afternoon. I explained how I met this guy and she asked "umm... did he call you a name.. like 'dolly pops'?" and i said "no, but he did call me princess." So we kept talking and she asked what he looked like and if he happened to live across the street from the restaurant and was he from the South. Yep, yep, and yep. So she knows the guy. I ask how. She said that not only does he have a girlfriend, and not only does he live with his girlfriend (where, I remind you is across the street from the restaurant where he works where he picks up on I'm sure many innocent girls), but that he did almost the exact same thing to her friend (except they actually went out whereas I got lucky and turned around mid-drive)!!!

 

Yeah, what a sleezy guy. Gross.