I JUST GOT A TICKET FROM A POLICEMAN. HE WAS ON A BICYCLE. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE.
I GOT A TICKET FROM A FUCKING COP ON A BIKE WHO "PULLED ME OVER" BECAUSE I DID NOT HAVE MY SEATBELT ON. BUT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND - I TAKE MY SEATBELT OFF WHEN I PARK MY CAR. ITS A WIERD THING I DO (MY MOM DOES IT TOO).
DID I MENTION HE WAS RIDING A FUCKING BICYCLE. $40. STUPID FUCKING BICYCLE COPS. GET A REAL JOB - LIKE BUSTING DRUG DEALERS - IF YOU CAN PEDAL FAST ENOUGH TO CATCH 'EM.
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