Brangelina, Kids & Co.

i think what brangelina has done for international adoption and bringing awareness to the desperation of Africa and all, but i'm kinda over them.

 

next.

 

oh, but keep up the good work.

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bill clinton vs fox news

i just saw a massive fight between some asshole fox news low-life reporter and bill clinton. the reporter was asking him retarded questions and was so rude enough to ask the president to be quiet and let him finish - HELLO - HE WAS THE FUCKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES... who the hell are you?? some no-good, red-neck, half-dimwited, poorly-educated jack-ass who got lucky enough to get on-air (not that that it takes much to get on fox) who had the audacity to talk to clinton like that. 

basically the reporter had no idea what he was saying and clinton shut him down. the interview was about bin laden and how conservatives accused clinton of doing too much in 1993 and now they say he didn't do enough. of course. stupid conservatives. such flip-floppers.

fuck fox news. 

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my roomate is a mess. ew.

i live with 2 guys (and im a girl) and one of my roomates is the most respectful, cleanest guy ever (no, he's not gay) and the other is a pig. its diiiiisssguuuiisting. i cant really talk to him about it because guess what - he doesn't even CARE that he's gross and dirty. 

thank god he's moving out in april. i'm counting down the days.

ew, he's soooooooooo gross. 

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Paris Hilton

This no good two bit disgusting whore's 15 minutes need to end soon.  I can't wait to see her gain 25 pounds and lose the cheese ball sex appeal that she excerpts on America.  Who does this dimwit knucklehead lowlife classless bitch think she is?

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Miss USA or Miss Who Gives a Shit

The whole Miss USA rehab/drug scandal is the biggest waste of time for pretty much everyone involved. Writers, reporters, people reading and watching news about her - DONT CARE. Even Donald Trump, owner of Miss Universe Organization doesn't care.

 

The pageant is ancient history anyways, no one cares nor should they. If she got herself into a little drug and alcohol use, big deal. Who hasn't?

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Isiah Washington & the f-word

So Isiah Washington, aka Dr. Burke on "Greys Anatomy" aka the best show on TV, used the f-word, aka "faggot" in a convo he had with McDreamy, aka Patrick Dempsey on the set a few months ago - and shit is still hitting the fan.

 

Why can't the producers just make up their minds and figure out what to do with him. I feel like this has been dragging on forever - either fire him or let it go.

 

Of course its a big deal because he and the show are in the public eye, but everyone just needs to move on. On one hand, it was an awful thing for him to say especially because he is such a public figure and if he were in any other work environment he would've been fired but... he isn't in any other work environment meaning its not so easy to to post an ad on craigslist looking for a replacement or any other employee to do his job - characters revolve around him... Seattle Grace Hospital depends on him!!

 

So my point is - people need to just let him go and have this be a MAJOR warning to all future gay-bashers (either in jest or seriousness) OR get over it!

 

I'm over it - only because I love Dr. Burke - as for Isiah - I could do without.

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Incompetent Employees

Have you ever had to deal with people that just DON'T GET IT?  I swear, people that don't get it while everyone else does can in seconds stop a freight train moving 100 miles an hour.  argg

 

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Young Jihadists

It is so incredibly frightening, disappointing and just immeasureably sad that young Iraqi boys feel COMFORTABLE in a war-zone setting. Because they basically grew up with their dads fighting, with guns, etc. they not only feel the pressure but the need to follow in their parents' footsteps - its what they know, its what they want.

 

African nations have been fighting this issue for years but it still goes on with no end in sight.

 

Maybe if we spent a little more money on educating foreign nations rather than supplying their government with weapons, there could be some peace. I won't hold my breath.

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Barack Obama Oh-8!!!

Even though he doesn't stand a chance of winning - I'm 100% for Barack Obama running in 2008. Skeptics are basically arguing that he only has 3 years of political experience and Democrats are upset because he's running a more "friendly" bi-partisan campaign.

 

People should stop and realize that what Dems have been doing for the past 8 years hasn't been working and maybe a new strategy, new face, new ideas would be GOOD for the party.

 

Barack - you have my vote.

 

 

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Britney & Justin - Please Don't Get Back TOGETHER!!!

Britney Spears = Has Been.

 

Justin Timberlake = Hot, Amazing, A-list, Pure Sex (that one I just had to throw in there after I saw his concert last week.. omg, ridiculous).

 

If Justin thinks that them getting back together would be a good move, he is sooooooooooooooo wrong. I really hope he has some half-decent friends to warn him against the curse of the Britney.

 

I'm free Justin. Pick me, pick me!!

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Britney Reads up on.. herself?!

hahaha. i just saw on tmz.com that britney was at a convinience store reading an US weekly that she was on the cover of.. lol. at least someone is keeping track of her life cuz she doesn't seem to be.

 

don't you think it would be so wierd to pick up a magazine and read about.. yourself??!!

 

oh brit brit.. has it been 15 minutes yet?

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Halle Berry, Ugh

ew. i just read that halle berry is paying a company $57,000 to paint some shit in her house and she doesn't want the workers to talk to her at all. what a snob. who the fuck would want to talk to her anyways?

 

can someone tell these people NO ONE REALLY CARES to talk to you THAT badly that you have to stipulate in a contract that you dont want anyone to talk to you.

 

ugh. so over it.

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American Idol Judges Should be MEAN!!!

People are all upset over the fact that the American Idol judges are being cruel to contestants. GET OVER IT!!! People need to wake up and smell the coffee - if you suck, you suck and by having someone sugar coat it for you so that you can feel a little bit better about yourself isn't going to make you talented.

 

Plus, if you're ballsy enough to audition, maybe you should think "hey, they may tape this so people are really gonna watch this on TV.. so if I'm not amazing, I shouldn't embarrass myself." But no, Americans are stupid and would rather look like an a-hole on TV than not be on TV at all. Pathetic.

 

Simon, Paula, Randy - you're hilarious. Keep the comments coming.

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La Lohan - Rehab

Lindsay Lohan just entered rehab. Boo-hoo - she's had it soooo tough. Ugh, why can't these celebs get it together? When I'm making $7.5 mil a pic, sure I'll go out and party - but I'll hire someone to tell me when I've done enough coke or had one too many red-bull vodka.

 

P.S. does anyone else think its hilarious that she's not even 21.

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george bush

He stinks.

I HATE VERIZON!!!!!!

i haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate verizon. not only have i received like 4 months of bills over $200 - but some asshole representative told me she could pro-rate my account and of course, i just got a bill for $300 because the retard made a mistake and it didn't get approved (though she told me it did) - basically - they are the WORST company ever and are theives and i'm so fucking angry.

 

as soon as my contract is up i'm going to sprint.

 

FUCK VERIZON!!!!!!!!!!! and their stupid ad campaign with that fugly looking wierdo.

OC gets cancelled

   OC gets cancelled after 4 seasons... Mischa was so smart to get out when she did. She must feel brilliant - "I leave the show and then iit tanks" aka: I'm the reason people watched the show.

 

I liked the OC - didn't love. It was no 90210.

 

Republicans against Bush's Iraq Proposal - YIPEE

Republican senators did NOT show their support for Bush's plan to increase troops in Iraq this past week. Even Trent Lott didn't seem over-enthusiastic when talking to reporters. Although I'm a democrat (and a liberal one at that) - I do see where Bush thinks this is going - send a huge influx of troops, make massive progress and then get the hell out. But a) we all know thats not going to happen and b) any idea Bush has I'm pretty much against.

 

Wow - if Bush loses the support of his party and this becomes a trend over the next 2 years, we'll all have to celebrate. BIG TIME.

 

 

Katie Holmes' Shopping Problem

us weekly reported that katie holmes spent $200,000 at barneys this year.

 

thats fine - if you have the money and all. but couldn't the TOMKAT fork over some dough to a worthy cause rather than a closet? oh, and the scientology centre doesnt count has worthy or a cause.

Meg Ryan & Meg Ryan's LIPS

i love meg ryan. like old school meg ryan. "when harry met sally," "joe vs the volcano" "french kiss" even "youve got mail" - but she hasn't done anything noteworth in forever.

 

probably because she looks like a freak thanks to a million injections of something infused into her lips. looks awful.

Nick & Vanessa

i'm sooooooooooo over vanessa minnillo and nick lachey. actually i was never into them.

 

so rebound.

 

so stupid.

 

us weekly - get a clue - NO ONE CARES ABOUT THEM!!!!

Keira Knightley... Liar Liar Pants on Fire

Don't get me wrong - I love Keira Knightley as much as the next guy. But she for sure is older than she says. 21 - sure. And Kirstie Alley's highest weight was 200.

 

Give me a break. Celebs should fess up - or at least lie with something a little more believeable.

sad for anna nicole

i feel really badly for anna nicole smith - yeah she's rich and yeah she had a sick body (not so much anymore) but i genuinely feel badly for her about losing her son...

 

 

Lindsay Lohan

 Lindsay Lohan just got out of the hospital after an appendix removal surgery.

 

iI feel like that bitch is always in and out of the hospital.

Irresponsbile Internet Companies

I am writing this in response to an article I just read onMsnbc.com (see below) titled "Women accused of pimping girls on Craigslist."  Bascially the article talks about how a 25 year old women was pimping out other girls thru the Craig's List website.  The girls were as young as 14 yars old.  In response, in an e-mail to the Chicago Tribune, Craigslist CEO Jim Buckmaster said the site prohibits illegal activity and intends its erotic services page for “legal escort services and sensual massage providers.”  This is the biggest crock of bullshit I have ever heard.  When will certain Interenet companies begin taking on some sort of moral obligations and put an end to abeted heinous crimes that are occuring. Prostition in and of it self is not so bad in my opinion, but anytime a child under the age of 18 is involved it is pretty damn serious and basically Craigslist.com was being used for just this.  Jim Buckmaster should be ashamed of himself and the Craigslist.com venture capitalists should really sack up and put an end to this section of the site and any portion of any other stie that enables the breaking of laws...anything from the sale of illegal drugs, to gambling to prostituion, to copyright infringement.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16599035/

Southwest

These guys suck.  They don't know how to fly.  I almost shit my pants today as the plain jumped 300 feet in altitude.  It was crazy, people were screeming.  The pilots didn't even come on the air to tell us what happened.  At least they could have said something!  We didn't know the whole way if we were going to die.   

The Valley

there's good people in the world and there are bad people in the world.

 

there's good things in the world and there are bad things in the world.

 

there's good places in the world and there are bad places in the world.

 

the san fernando valley is a bad place.

 

don't argue. i don't want want to hear "but there's always parking" or "there's never any traffic" because i don't care.

 

not only is it completely in the middle of nowhere with no true redeeming qualities - but the weather is ALWAYS sub-par to that of the city - its either wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too hot or freeeeeeeeeezing (technically it is a valley so that makes sense) - oh, and... lets not forget to mention that from the city it takes about oh, and hour to get there. why do i know this? because the parental unit has decided to make a my-child-graduated-from-high-school-so-i-can-leave-the-glorious-city-now move a few years ago and i have to make the trek to visit.

 

in defense of the father, it is cheaper and the houses there are bigger and our dog has more room to run. but he's an inside dog so that shouldn't even matter.

 

dad - if you're reading this, please come back. the valley is no place for people i love.

 

THE VALLEY: its not fun. its not pretty. its just not good.

 

i have anger in my heart for the valley. fiery, hot, anger.

 

i hate the valley.

Running Late

I hate when people are constantly running late to shit. Like lunches or meetings or work - whatever it is. I'm sorry but I just think it's fucking inconsiderate and selfish. You know its the worst to be sitting at a restaurant or wherever and look lost and bored because your friend didn't care enough to meet you on time.

 

Late-runners - BUY A WATCH!!

Treo - so 2003

i have a treo and i hate it. its so not user-friendly and i don't even use it to get online because it takes 7 years. i must say though - i'm wayyyy into the keyboard functionality of it - i've become super-texter and thats the only quality which has redeemed it. oh, that and people think i'm cool cuz i have one.

Kate Hudson: bad movie chooser

i love kate hudson - i mean, who doesn't? but she can't choose a good movie to save her life. yeah, i know - almost famous. but that was 5 years ago. come on kate, we know you can act - now prove it!!

 

you, me and dupree - puh-lease!!!!!

2007 and still no cure for common cold

i bet the "common cold" has been around since like the beginning of time. flashforward about 2,000 years. we have things that fly and things that drive and things that are transmitted through machines and faxes and computers and i stop to think - i've been sick now with a cold for about 2 weeks and no scientific prodigy has come up with a remedy for a stuffy nose. and don't give me a shpiel about how i should've taken airborne. i didn't and now i'm miserable. this is ridiculous.

Someone tell her to stop working out!!

There is this ridiculously skiiiiiiiiiiny woman who works out at Easton GYM in West Hollywood, CA and I feel it's the gym's responsibility to say something to her. She is endangering her health. She absolutely has an eating disorder (has a funky smell, has been consistently losing weight, hair is very thin, facial hair - I know the signs, I read enough mags). I just think that because her health is in jeopardy and the gym contributes to her disorder, it is their duty to at least not let her work out until she gets help. I know, it totally over-steps boundaries but this woman is SICK!!

 

Ani (that's what we call her - as in anorexic) - if you're reading this - PLLLLEEAASSEE GET HELP (and eat a burger on the way)!!!!!

1984: the year of the Stacy

i hate my name. its sooooooooooooo 80's. STACY. ugh. couldn't my parents be a little more original? something french perhaps? but then again, if they went that route.. ya know, belle, bella, madison, charlotte - id be complaining that my name was so 2003.

 

when i have kids, i'm making their name up. it will look something like: a;lskdfjp;aowiej

 

 

resumes

i feel like i always have to lie, exaggerate, fabricate, create EVERYTHING on my resume. because i'm probably not qualified for the job and neither is anyone else really so they lie too and it all becomes a competition of the fake interviewers who didn't really do much at their last job but make it sound like they ran the freakin' company. its so stupid. can't we all just be honest with each other? the answer is no. because if you dont lie, chances are, you won't get the job. you just didn't have seven years experience waiting tables.. sorry.

evian = ew

does anyone else think evian water is gross? its salty. who knew water can taste so different from bottle to bottle, brand to brand?

 

smart water is the best. i also like dasani.

Revoked License

just got busted at a bar with a fake ID.. while drinking of course. they took away my drivers license and said its standard to have it revoked for 6 months to a year. i'm so fucked. my parents are going to kill me.

 

what does underage drinking have to do with driving? i wasn't going to drive drunk. the two have nothing to do with each other. cops are so lame. people become police officers because they feel they need to exert power of people. lame-asses with an unhealthy affinity for doughnuts and minorities.

There's No Business Like Show Business

i'm trying to "break into acting" (i hate saying that it sounds so cheesy) - but you know what i mean.

 

i have been acting since i can remember and love it and live for it and it is my passion and for that i am so grateful - but fuck man, its soooooooooooo hard to get paid to do it!! trust me, if i didnt need money to live, id do it for free!!!

 

i do understand why its so tough and i do understand that everyone wants to "act" - no, let me take that back - everyone wants to be "famous" - and there's such a difference.

 

so assholes - if you're in this to get fame - go get your 15 minutes somewhere else... like... becoming a producer or director or the first someone to do something. leave the acting jobs for those who cant live without them.

I didn't sign up to be a baby-sitter

i didn't sign up to be a baby-sitter. it's not my fault my parents had another kid. my baby brother is 4 years old and is a fucking brat and i have to sit at home and watch him. no one asked me if i wanted a sibling 'cuz if they had i woulda told them i didnt and that i hate kids. will someone please tell them that i have a life and friends and this is beyond not fair.

Senator Hagel

i definitely think senator hagel (r-nebraska) has the right idea about the iraq war. he is extremely skeptical of bush's new plan to send in a surge of thousands of troops but more importantly he brings up the notion that the iraq war is a war of choice - and in turn, this has deflected from the real war at hand which is the war on terror.

 

i completely agree. while we're sending everyone and their mom from the national guard to "wrap it up" in iraq - america will be standing, shivering, naked, alone and with little protection. its a good thing bush secured our borders, along with upping airline security and... oh wait, just kidding. what i meant to say was, thank goodness we all have to take off our shoes in the airport - that'll definitely keep us safe.

 

brrriinnngg brrriinnng. hey - bush - 2004 called. they want their idea back of stuffing shit in their shoes.

 

but that's america. always one STEP behind.

17 year olds want to have fun too

i think there should be more underage clubs. it would be so awesome to have a place where all my friends and i can go and have fun and dance. i'm so over the stupid mall and the stupid movie theatres. i'm 17 and a senior in high school. by not having a club for kids under 18 - its just encouraging people to get fake ID's.

Stem Cell Research

bush needs to approve the bill that would provide more funding for stem cell research. its science - not religion. get the fuck over it bush and welcome to 2007.

 

"Stem cells are the body's master cells, found throughout the tissue and blood. Researchers hope that stem-cell research could lead to treatments for diseases such as juvenile diabetes and cancer and to perhaps replace damaged organs.

Embryonic stem cells are one of several types of these cells, and considered potentially the most powerful. They are the most controversial source of the cells, and current federal law greatly restricts the use of taxpayer money to pay for experiments using them.

Opponents of embryonic stem cell research, including Bush, say it is unethical to experiment on human embryos, even those never destined to become a baby." - http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16545499/

 

it makes me so frustrated!! i'm going to do my part.. somehow. we should all be doing something to help this cause. stem-cell research can save lives without endangering anyone else's!!!

Sirius Radio

sirius radio is the best invention ever. my dad has it and i'm obsessed. that is, when i get to drive his car and we aren't listening to show tunes. but seriously - its amazing. they have every kind of music you could ever want - no commercials. can't wait to get my own car and hook it up.

 

everyone invest in one ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vegas says ADIOS to Celine Dion

After 5 years and a $100 million contract - Celine gets the boot from Las Vegas.

 

It's about time.

 

Vegas is cheesy enough without her.

 

But... I know she's thinking... "my heart will go on and on.................."

 

Bye Bye.

 

Good riddance.

RED alert

did you know that less than 1% of cargo coming via overseas gets checked? that scares me - a lot. and the rest of the world is catching on about how fucking stupid our un-trained seaport employees are. word spreads fast. i call for a red alert - 24/7 until something gets done about this. but nothing will. bush promised that we'd be safer after 9/11. we aren't. we just have been lucky... so far.

blackwell declares worst dressed

if you have a lot of money and are a celebrity (by your own merit or your dads money - whichever) - and your taste reflects that of anywhere from the 201 area code (thats new jersey, by the way) - then hire a fucking stylist. its embarrassing.

 

blackwell listed britney and paris as the worst dressed. ditto that.

 

if i had that kind of money.. what am i saying? i dont have that kind of money and i always am better dressed than those fools. get it together girls.

Nicole Richie

ok, so i know she's beyond ano and for sure is doing coke - but i still am rooting for nicole richie. i like her. i like her style. i mean she could for sure stand to gain like 17 lbs. but i dunno - somethin' about her. i do hope she gets better.

 

and i am waiting for a paris/nicole full reconciliation - not like a "we'll be sorta friends again" - i want to read about tag-team fiascos and such. us weekly just hasn't been the same since the split.

grandma had sex?

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. i just read an article revealing evidence that in and before the 1940's a majority of people had pre-marital sex. that's disguisting. who cares if its true? i realllllllllllly did not want to spend my night thinking about ga-ga doing it with gagi. oh god. now i'm really naseous. what asshole reporter had nothing else to write about? ugh.

 

here's news: africa is like, all dying.

New Yawkers

i hate people from new york who hate la. they have like a serrrrrrrrrrrious thing against it. well i have a thing against gridlock traffic 24/7 and cold and general dirtiness in the air and people with a sense of entitlement and pushy people and know-it-alls.

 

i really think ny-ers genuinely feel they always know whats best. grrrrrrrrrrrr. that sooooooooooo pisses me off.

 

not like i love the people who move to la. but at least january doesnt make me want to hide myself in a full-body northface jumpsuit.

America the Jesus-Lover

since when did america become the land of jesus-lovers? don't get me wrong - jc was a good person and all and i dont have anything against people who are into him... but can someone tell me when we became the crazy, conservative, bible-thumping, backwards country? land of the free? free what? definitely not health insurance. nor freedom to choose who ya wanna marry. oh, but at least you can carry a gun. in case a jew attacks your house. fuuuuuuuuuuuucked up man.

 

 

en route to canada - whose with me, eh?

fish-sitting

so my friend asked me to sit for his fish - ya know, feed it daily while he was out of town. well i havent had a goldfish since i was like 7 and overfed him and he puffed up and died. his name was sunny. the next day (after the over-feeding accident) - i found sunny sunny side-up. haha. i felt really bad. so i bought my friend a new fish. sunny jr. then he died because apparently he was too big for the tank. someone asks me to do one small favor  and i end up killing 2 fish. awesome. word to the wise - don't feed more than like 2 pebbles to goldfish. i heard they can go for days without food. 20/20 hindsight. sorry sunny & son. RIP

countdown to graduation

1 more semester and ill be dooooooooooooone with high school. thank god!!!!!!!!!!!!! its miserable. its so lame and the people are just losers. can't wait till graduation! so soon. its so clique-y and i bet the popular kids in my school are going to peak now and will be fucking losers in 10 years. ugh! get me out of here!!!

Sorority Row - Oh

sorority rush is based on what you look like. i want to say thats ridiculous - but i'm one of the girls who supports that idea. isn't that awful? if you're fat or ugly chances are - i'll "con" you - that means say 3 mean things about you in a courteous way for those of you who aren't in a house. i know - i feel so bad. but i don't want to be affiliated with yucky girls - then no one will want to do events with us. sorry, but its the truth. rush is so harsh but at least it prepares you for the real world.

Mom - You're not 21

Mom - You are not 21 - in case you didn't get the memo. So please stop trying to act and dress like you are. Because it's not cool and it's fucking embarrassing.

 

 

cheesy tattoos

im so over cheesy tattoos. yeah girly, i'm talking to you. on the small of your back. on your ankle. if its a 1 word "symbol" written in another language - chances are its something along the lines of strength, love, or peace (but who knows what it really says 'cuz i know you dont speak chinese) - and you thought it was cool at the time and now you're fucked because laser hurts like a bitch and so you live with it and defend it and say "i got it when i was 18..."

 

whatever your lame-o excuse is - cover it up. make it into a pretty heart or a black filled-in square - now thats an idea.

 

 

 

po-po's

I JUST GOT A TICKET FROM A POLICEMAN. HE WAS ON A BICYCLE. I SWEAR ON MY LIFE.

 

I GOT A TICKET FROM A FUCKING COP ON A BIKE WHO "PULLED ME OVER" BECAUSE I DID NOT HAVE MY SEATBELT ON. BUT HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND - I TAKE MY SEATBELT OFF WHEN I PARK MY CAR. ITS A WIERD THING I DO (MY MOM DOES IT TOO).

 

DID I MENTION HE WAS RIDING A FUCKING BICYCLE. $40. STUPID FUCKING BICYCLE COPS. GET A REAL JOB - LIKE BUSTING DRUG DEALERS - IF YOU CAN PEDAL FAST ENOUGH TO CATCH 'EM.

PC's SUCK!!!!

When I went to college everyone told me to get a PC - "Everyone uses PC's - no one uses MACs..." So, going against my better judgment I listened to my no-good friends and got a Sony Vaio. Ok - he (being the computer) has lasted for 2 solid years. It's his (the computer's)3rd birthday this month and he decided to get a virus right in the middle of the night right in the middle of my 15-page paper that's due tomorrow. Where are my alleged friends who promised me to go with the PC now? Huh? Well they sure aren't computer techies and now I'm fucked. I'm not even typing on my own computer because he's frozen and dying. I hate my life. I'm fucked. My paper is fucked. Fuck PC's. I'm saving for that pretty little thing with an apple on it.

Democratic Congress

I can't wait to see what happens in the first 100 hours of our newly elected DEMOCRATIC CONGRESS!!! I feel it. 2007 is going to be a great year. I am hoping for a ton of good legislation to pass. Let's hope the dems don't fuck this up... we may actually win back the White House in '08 if they step up to the plate. FINGERS CROSSED.

Boys SUCK

I HATE BOYS. They are so uugh. I hate to sound like a man-hater but right now I am. I was sorta dating this guy from my school and he kept saying how much he liked me and how cool he thought I was, etc. and then he just stopped talking to me. Totally - out of nowhere. I asked him today and he said that I got the wrong idea and he never wanted a girlfriend and was just interested in hooking up with me. Ew!!! I hope guys in college aren't like that. I realllllllllllly hope. Otherwise, what's the point? Of college, I mean. Ugh. He's such an asshole. I'm not gonna talk to him anymore - that's what my friends told me to do. Unless he asks me out. Then maybe.

Ashlee Simpson

Remember when Ashlee Simpson had black hair and was kinda cool and surprised us all with her awesome first CD? Yeah, I do. She used to be fucking great. And now she's a clone of her sister (sans good taste in guys - come on Ash, who are these dudes) and has not contributed positively to my life in any way (aka her fabulous MTV reality show a few years ago). I miss my old Ashlee. Not gonna lie - she does look amazing - but as Jessica Jr. not Ashlee.

Work Sucks

Work sucks. I'm so over it. I work for an event planner and she's fucking craaaaaaaaaaazy. She pays me like $12/hour, no benefits and I get treated like a slave. I graduated college with honors for this shit? What's the point? I'm too afraid to say anything because I need a good recommendation for my new job which.. ahem, doesn't exist. Cool. Being 22 isn't all its cracked up to be. I'll trade you college kids a real ID for your spot in poli sci.

ex-bf run-in

Why are guys like five years old? I broke up with my boyfriend a few months ago after 4 years (yeah, I know, crazy) - and as my friend and I were walking up to the restaurant we saw his car (personalized license plate - which, make a note - are fucking lame) but we decided to go in anyways. So my friend sees him, but he doesn't know that we saw him but he saw us. So I get up to go to the bathroom (and of course pass his table) - by the time I get to his table, he BOLTS - I didn't even see him (he must have gone out the back entrance) and his brother (who was with him) pretended to bend down so he could avoid talking to me. I know, real mature guys. I walk back from the bathroom and they're gone.

 

So the ex thinks he's all slick and pulled a fucking MacGyver but little does he know my friend and I know what's really up. So the next day I see he got a post from a friend on myspace saying "you pulled a what" (as in MacGyver). Little does he know he didn't. He is that angry he couldnt even say hi to me? Whatever. Word to boys: GROW UP.

Retarded Cashiers

So I was buying food at my college campus' cafeteria and the bill came out to $8.50 (or something like that) and I handed the cashier a $20 bill and she gave me back $1.50. I told her that I gave her a $20 and she insisted I gave her a $10. Then, she proceeded to show me the receipt that she printed and pointed and said, "See, it says $10... change $1.50." And I said, "Yeah, thats because you put in the register that I gave you $10." Fucking genius. I didn't have the energy to argue with her. But cashiers out there - please mind your q's and numbers. Do you think she's smart enough to do that with everyone and pocket the dough? Cuz if thats the case, I totally give her credit. But if she's just stupid - then that's retarded.

Caitlin Crosby

There is a musician - Caitlin Crosby - she is amaaaaaaaaaaaaazing. Check her out.

 

http://www.myspace.com/caitlincrosby

 

 

Pink

Does anyone think Pink is sorta man-ish? It's not that I like her or don't - just an observation.

Sleezy Waiters

I'm dishing it out. I'm dishing about an asshole who the world (including his girlfriend) needs to know about. Here's how my story goes.

 

So I'm at a restuarant in West Hollywood last Thursday with my best friend and our server was a cute-ish (in that puppy dog way), Southern guy who was totallllllllly flirting with us. He mentioned to us was that he lived across the street from the restaurant at the apartment with the rose bushes (detail to be explained later). We didn't really think anything of it but sorta laughed it off and thought we should go back and see what happens. A few days later I go back with another friend and of course, he's there. We introduce ourselves and start making conversation - no big deal. Then, he mentions that he's going to a bar to watch a football game and invites my friend and I to meet him there. Meanwhile, being his flirty, sorty oaffey self and saying my name no less than 5 times during the course of our brunch... We ask for the check and on the back of the check he writes something to the effect of "hope to see you at there... 1:30pm" I wasn't really down for football so i wrote on the check that we sent back to him "If I don't make it..." and left my number - thinking "He'll call."

 

Well, plans changed and I decided - football on a Sunday - hey, why not? So en route to go watch the game I called one of my friends from the car, just making small talk and explaining to her why I was on my way to watch football at a bar on a beautiful Sunday afternoon. I explained how I met this guy and she asked "umm... did he call you a name.. like 'dolly pops'?" and i said "no, but he did call me princess." So we kept talking and she asked what he looked like and if he happened to live across the street from the restaurant and was he from the South. Yep, yep, and yep. So she knows the guy. I ask how. She said that not only does he have a girlfriend, and not only does he live with his girlfriend (where, I remind you is across the street from the restaurant where he works where he picks up on I'm sure many innocent girls), but that he did almost the exact same thing to her friend (except they actually went out whereas I got lucky and turned around mid-drive)!!!

 

Yeah, what a sleezy guy. Gross.

Evil Drug Companies

Does anyone realize the massive conspiracy between the drug companies, FDA, and government? Well, if you're like one of the millions who are totally in the dark - I'll fill you in. Here's why I'm angry.

 

Basically the FDA says that a drug company can produce a generic form of drug after 5 years of it being on the market. Well, what a lot of drug companies do is they change ONE, tiny ingredient in the drug which technically makes it a different drug so that they don't have to produce a generic and then they call the "new" drug "improved" when in actuality the new ingredient probably bares no difference on the effect it has.

 

But that's only part of it. The real reason why the government doesn't step in and take partial control of the regulation of drugs is because there's no money in CURING anything - there's only money in keeping people alive with a disease. Do you know that there hasn't been a cure to an illness since polio in like, the 1950's? Drug companies make soooooooooooo much money by having people spend $10,000/month on HIV/AIDS medication rather than coming up with a vaccination. Why? Because there's no money to be made by healthy people... or dead people for that matter. So, if you keep sick people living - you'll make tons of money. It's disguisting. The government should step in. But not this one. Maybe 2008.

BMW vs. Honda

Is BMW the New Honda...I live in Los Angeles and I swear that I see more BMWs then I see Hondas now.  Even in the ghetto.  When did this happen?  How do all of these people afford BMWs?  What is wrong with a Honda?  I have no idea.  I am trading in my Civic for a 3 series.   

Retail Stores

I hate Retail Stores...they are all money grubbing, bottom feeding, manipulating establishments taking advantage of consumers one holiday at a time.  Let me illustrate.  The holiday season JUST ending and I am already seeing adds for Valentines Day.  Honestly, how can the working man (or women) keep up???  Is it just me or are we being programmed more and more each year into feeling we have to spend more and more money each holiday.  Capitalism at its worst!   

Bad L.A. Drivers

NO ONE CAN DRIVE IN LA. It’s fucking ridiculous. I was trying to go to the bank today on Sunset just past Doheny and no one would let me in to the right hand lane. So now, I’m driving around with like $400 cash in my wallet that I wanted to deposit but have no time because that particular ATM happened to be on my way to work. So if you were driving a grey 1999-ish Toyota Camry at around 11:28am on Tuesday, January 8^th and cut off an off-white Ford Explorer – fuck you.

Unfair Test

I am sooooooooooo angry. I just took a history test (I’m in 11^th grade) and my teacher promised us that a chapter wouldn’t be on it. So of course, I didn’t even read a word of the material that he said wouldn’t be on it – but almost like, half the test was from that reading!! Ugh. I’m beyond upset. I feel like he was doing that to see if we would read it on our own will – guess he got his answer!

The Apprentice LA

OMG...The new Apprentice is such a joke.  Donald Trump is making a circus out of the business community.  I am embarrased for him, his daughter (who happens to be the best person on the show) and each of the 18 contestants this year.  First off-sleeping in tents???  What is this BS.  Secondly, this 18 week job interview starts with a bunch of moderatly successful twenty and thirty somethings putting up tents and ends with them marketing a car wash for a day.  Ridiculous.  Honestly, The Donald has totally lost it.  If I were one of the 18 contestants I would have walked off the show day one.  LOL...I just realized, one of the contestants asked The Donald if he can use the rest room and the Donald told him to hold it.  So freakin funny.    

Football Season

Football should be played 52 weeks a year not 17. Who cares about Baseball, Basketball and Hockey. I vote to extend the NFL season to include February thru August.

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rosie vs. donald

Who cares about this Rosie O’Donnell/Donald Trump feud… cuz I surely don’t. They are both losers.

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tivo

I love TIVO. Genuinely, I do. I feel like each TIVO I’ve ever met has a personality of its own. Is that weird? Like, my TIVO is different from my sister’s TIVO.

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restaurant order protocol

I really hate when people take a million years to order their food. I’m a server at a nice restaurant and have like 5 tables at a time. People can be so fucking selfish and say “I’m ready to order” and then ask me to explain every item on the menu and sorta ponder over what they are going to eat even after I say “I can give you guys a few minutes to look things over.” They usually say “no, no, I’m ready” and keep me there for another 5 minutes. So if you are ever at a restaurant and aren’t really ready to order, don’t tell your server you are. Because other tables are waiting and my tips are dependent on the fact that I get to them.

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myspace dating

I was just talking to two of my friends (a guy and a girl) and they both openly and proudly admitted that they’ve gone on “myspace dates.” Yeah, I know – not something I would want to share with the world. Like, what if you end up seeing someone and your friend asks how did you meet and you say “oh, ya know, myspace.” But in their defense they assimilated it to match.com or jdate or whatever. I guess its not the worst way to meet someone (it is definitely a good way to get to know someone!) – call me old fashioned… I’d like to get picked up in a bar, not on the net.

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ex-boyfriend

I’m a junior in high school. And I don’t want to sound obnoxious, but I’m pretty popular. I have a great group of friends, I drive a cool car (I know, that sounds snobby), and I’ve had a boyfriend for the past year and a half (who, for the record, I totally made him cool). And today in Spanish class he tapped me on the shoulder and shook his head “no” and basically said that we’re over. How mean is that? The fact that he didn’t have the guts to have a conversation with me outside of school and talk about things really upset me. I deserve so much more. Whatever, he’s going to go back to being a nerd and I’ll get into a good college and meet way hotter guys. Ugh, fuck him. I’m so annoyed.

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car

I just got my first car!! A P.T. Cruiser! I love it. My parents bought it for me for my 16^th birthday. I like that not a lot of people at my school have it. The inside looks like cars from the 1940’s which is cool because I’m really into old movies and stuff from that time.

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Hilton dumped as face of Florida nightclubs

I use the category of Actor very loosly  when posting this.  I just read the attached article on msnbc.com about how Paris Hilton was just dumped as the face of the Club Paris nightclub chain in Orlando Florida.  The owner of this chain really only has himslef to blame.  Why would any business person with half a brain or any concept of marketing hire a dimwit anorexic coke head to be the face of his club and then actually expect them to show up in Orlando Florida.  What a retard.

 

 

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16467749/

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My Building's Elevator

The elvator in my building hardly ever works properly.  My building is location at 6399 wilshire blvd. in Los Angeles and the elevator is almost always not working and we are in an 11 story office building!!!  renter's beware!

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Time Warner Cable and ATT

Corpoerate Mergers are good for business but HORRIBLE for people.  Time Warner Cable just recently acquired Comcast and my monthly internet charge just went from $75 per month to $95 PER MONTH!!!  This is ridiculous.  They never even gave me a warning.  Also, I hate the fact that ATT recently purchased SBC.  ATT is just the absolute worst company in the world.  I hate the fact that they are my new local phone company.  I am switching to Vonage for sure!

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Los Angeles Unified School District

The Los Angeles Unified School District is utterly pathetic.  I pay over $11,000 per year in property taxes and paid over $1,000,000 for my house and I cannot send my children to public school because the quality of eduction, the number of children per teacher and the level of thugs, crimes, gang members and crimials make the school environment seem more like a juvenile detention center.  Totally pathetic!!!

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New Years Eve 2007

It was okay. Didn't get the buzz I was hoping for. Too paranoid with the getting a DUI since my friend got one the night before and on the way to the club, saw a car wreck on the freeway. Plus, on my way home, in the parking lot, confronted this guy who had hit his girlfriend. She was laying on the floor with blood on her back. So I called the police and not sure if they arrested him since I had pulled out of the lot, but I did hear the sirens going. So, looks like 2007 will be a dry one.

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New York Giants

Damn the NY Giants stink!!!  I cannot believe that they made the playoffs at 8 and 8.  What is the point of making the playoffs if you are virtaully guaranteed to lose in the first round of them anyway.  The only good thing that will come out of this is that we should have a new coach next season...all we need next is a new quarterback.  

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MICHIGAN

They lost the Rose Bowl,haha.

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Range Rover

I have a 2004 Range Rover.  I had all four of my brakes replaced in December of 2005 when my car had only 8,200 miles on it.  It cost me $650.  Now, it is one year later and I am being told by the Range Rover service department that I need a complete set of new brakes once again.  My car now has only 12,600 miles on it!  Am I crazy or is this ridiculous!!!  At this pace if someone drive 15,000 miles per year they would be speding almost $2500 per year on just brakes!!!  I should have bought a Prius!

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